Monday, September 22, 2008
Season Seven
140. Season 7, Ep 1: My Own Worst Enemy
9.030 Reviews
In the aftermath of their near-indiscretion, Elliot realizes she doesn't want to be with Keith and J.D. resolves to stop sabotaging himself. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Turk find a patient they both like who is in danger of being discharged.Aired: 10/25/2007
141. Season 7, Ep 2: My Hard Labor
8.917 Reviews
Kim goes into labor, and J.D. struggles to decide if he should tell her what he really thinks of their relationship. Turk, desperate to do something not baby-related, races to beat a video game before Carla discovers him. Dr. Cox searches for someone he trusts enough to give his daughter a shot.Aired: 11/1/2007
142. Season 7, Ep 3: My Inconvenient Truth
8.911 Reviews
J.D's brother Dan returns and delivers a few home truths to his little brother. Elliot and Dr. Cox debate over the morals of their practice and the staff of Sacred Heart find the Janitor's behavior rather odd after he watches "An Inconvenient Truth".Aired: 11/8/2007
143. Season 7, Ep 4: My Identity Crisis
9.112 Reviews
Turk tries to assure a worried Carla that their daughter will acknowledge her Latin heritage. The Janitor challenges J.D. to identify everyone in the hospital, when it is discovered that he uses nicknames, because he doesn't know the people's actual names. If J.D. can't name all of them, he must take up the mop for a day. Dr. Cox realizes that he is lonely without his wife and children.Aired: 11/15/2007
144. Season 7, Ep 5: My Growing Pains
9.316 Reviews
The Sacred Heart staff has to deal with their inner child, when J.D. and Turk remember their first prank, Dr. Cox has a ten year old Leukemia patient and Dr. Kelso celebrates his birthday.Aired: 11/29/2007
145. Season 7, Ep 6: My #1 Doctor
9.29 Reviews
Though Elliot boasts that through private practice she gets to get to know her patients, nobody seems to care. Carla is amazed at how the Janitor was able to score such an attractive girlfriend. The doctors are improving their services to get a higher ranking on a website and although J.D. appears nonchalant initially, he is elated when he is ranked #1.Aired: 12/6/2007
146. Season 7, Ep 7: My Bad Too
8.912 Reviews
J.D.'s teenage burn patient gives him a hard decision to make when he wants to go to his high school graduation. Turk doesn't want Carla to find out that he secretly learned Spanish. To address Dr. Kelso's weight gain, Dr. Cox makes a game out of stealing his breakfast.Aired: 4/10/2008
147. Season 7, Ep 8: My Manhood
9.013 Reviews
When Dr. Kelso tells the Janitor that nobody cares what he thinks, he starts a newspaper called "The Janitorial" to prove him wrong. J.D. and Turk fight over their manhood issues, while Dr. Kelso is too proud to ask for help about one of his problems.Aired: 4/17/2008
148. Season 7, Ep 9: My Dumb Luck
9.27 Reviews
Dr. Cox had a patient that he hadn't been able to diagnose for two years, and he is back again. Dr. Kelso has to face a retirement board when his true age is revealed. Elliot and Carla try to find enough people in favor of Dr. Kelso to keep him as Chief of Medicine.Aired: 4/24/2008
149. Season 7, Ep 10: My Waste of Time
9.18 Reviews
Elliot and J.D. discover a major change in their relationship, when they spend time together looking for a former patient. Dr. Cox contemplates his new job title, when Ted refuses to do the majority of his work, whilst Carla and Turk talk about the possibility of a second baby. Meanwhile, the Janitor claims Dr. Kelso's abandoned office for the brain trust.Aired: 5/1/2008
150. Season 7, Ep 11: My Princess
8.142 Reviews
After a hard day of work, Dr. Cox has the burden to tell his son Jack a good night story, so disguises his hard day as a fairy tale about the little village Sacred Heartlia with Carla and Turk as the two-headed witch Turla, Elliot as the princess and J.D. as the village idiot. Other people featuring are the Janitor as the giant, Keith as the prince, Dr. Kelso as the dark lord Oslek, Ted as his hunchback and of course Dr. Cox as the brave knight.
9.030 Reviews
In the aftermath of their near-indiscretion, Elliot realizes she doesn't want to be with Keith and J.D. resolves to stop sabotaging himself. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Turk find a patient they both like who is in danger of being discharged.Aired: 10/25/2007
141. Season 7, Ep 2: My Hard Labor
8.917 Reviews
Kim goes into labor, and J.D. struggles to decide if he should tell her what he really thinks of their relationship. Turk, desperate to do something not baby-related, races to beat a video game before Carla discovers him. Dr. Cox searches for someone he trusts enough to give his daughter a shot.Aired: 11/1/2007
142. Season 7, Ep 3: My Inconvenient Truth
8.911 Reviews
J.D's brother Dan returns and delivers a few home truths to his little brother. Elliot and Dr. Cox debate over the morals of their practice and the staff of Sacred Heart find the Janitor's behavior rather odd after he watches "An Inconvenient Truth".Aired: 11/8/2007
143. Season 7, Ep 4: My Identity Crisis
9.112 Reviews
Turk tries to assure a worried Carla that their daughter will acknowledge her Latin heritage. The Janitor challenges J.D. to identify everyone in the hospital, when it is discovered that he uses nicknames, because he doesn't know the people's actual names. If J.D. can't name all of them, he must take up the mop for a day. Dr. Cox realizes that he is lonely without his wife and children.Aired: 11/15/2007
144. Season 7, Ep 5: My Growing Pains
9.316 Reviews
The Sacred Heart staff has to deal with their inner child, when J.D. and Turk remember their first prank, Dr. Cox has a ten year old Leukemia patient and Dr. Kelso celebrates his birthday.Aired: 11/29/2007
145. Season 7, Ep 6: My #1 Doctor
9.29 Reviews
Though Elliot boasts that through private practice she gets to get to know her patients, nobody seems to care. Carla is amazed at how the Janitor was able to score such an attractive girlfriend. The doctors are improving their services to get a higher ranking on a website and although J.D. appears nonchalant initially, he is elated when he is ranked #1.Aired: 12/6/2007
146. Season 7, Ep 7: My Bad Too
8.912 Reviews
J.D.'s teenage burn patient gives him a hard decision to make when he wants to go to his high school graduation. Turk doesn't want Carla to find out that he secretly learned Spanish. To address Dr. Kelso's weight gain, Dr. Cox makes a game out of stealing his breakfast.Aired: 4/10/2008
147. Season 7, Ep 8: My Manhood
9.013 Reviews
When Dr. Kelso tells the Janitor that nobody cares what he thinks, he starts a newspaper called "The Janitorial" to prove him wrong. J.D. and Turk fight over their manhood issues, while Dr. Kelso is too proud to ask for help about one of his problems.Aired: 4/17/2008
148. Season 7, Ep 9: My Dumb Luck
9.27 Reviews
Dr. Cox had a patient that he hadn't been able to diagnose for two years, and he is back again. Dr. Kelso has to face a retirement board when his true age is revealed. Elliot and Carla try to find enough people in favor of Dr. Kelso to keep him as Chief of Medicine.Aired: 4/24/2008
149. Season 7, Ep 10: My Waste of Time
9.18 Reviews
Elliot and J.D. discover a major change in their relationship, when they spend time together looking for a former patient. Dr. Cox contemplates his new job title, when Ted refuses to do the majority of his work, whilst Carla and Turk talk about the possibility of a second baby. Meanwhile, the Janitor claims Dr. Kelso's abandoned office for the brain trust.Aired: 5/1/2008
150. Season 7, Ep 11: My Princess
8.142 Reviews
After a hard day of work, Dr. Cox has the burden to tell his son Jack a good night story, so disguises his hard day as a fairy tale about the little village Sacred Heartlia with Carla and Turk as the two-headed witch Turla, Elliot as the princess and J.D. as the village idiot. Other people featuring are the Janitor as the giant, Keith as the prince, Dr. Kelso as the dark lord Oslek, Ted as his hunchback and of course Dr. Cox as the brave knight.
Season Six
118. Season 6, Ep 1: My Mirror Image (2)
9.033 Reviews
J.D. addresses the news that he is going to be a father. Dr. Cox is worried about how his anger is going to impact his offspring. Carla and Turk prepare for the impending arrival of their new baby. Elliot feels left out because she is childless. The Janitor wonders if he has wasted his life.Aired: 11/30/2006
119. Season 6, Ep 2: My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby
9.214 Reviews
J.D. and Kim start contemplating about their future and their baby's future. Turk rushes Carla to the hospital after she goes into labor. Jordan accuses Dr. Cox of not being a more defensive father towards Jack.Aired: 12/7/2006
120. Season 6, Ep 3: My Coffee
9.19 Reviews
J.D. and Kim are surprised of how much they have in common. Recently giving birth, Carla doesn't want to return to work. Elliot tries to persuade Dr. Turner, a surgeon with thirty years of experience, that medicine is the better option to work with and that surgery could kill him.Aired: 12/14/2006
121. Season 6, Ep 4: My House
9.220 Reviews
Dr. Cox feels like the TV character House when he has to solve several mysteries, one of them being Elliot's anger towards Dr. Kelso, while for some reason she is taking it out on Turk. J.D. tries to be a better boyfriend to Kim.Aired: 1/4/2007
122. Season 6, Ep 5: My Friend With Money
9.08 Reviews
Elliot begins enjoying luxuries since she has extra money with her new private practice gig. But eventually, J.D. becomes jealous of her and that forbids him the use of these privileges. Dr. Cox and the Janitor become roommates in one of the hospital suites, while Turk tries to convince Carla that she has postpartum depression and that she needs help.Aired: 1/11/2007
123. Season 6, Ep 6: My Musical
9.097 Reviews
A new patient at the hospital wakes up and sees everything happening around her as a musical. Carla can't decide whether or not to return to work and Elliot must find a way to tell J.D. he can't move into her new house with her.Aired: 1/18/2007
124. Season 6, Ep 7: His Story IV
8.428 Reviews
The hospital is seen through the eyes of Dr. Kelso, who befriends an Iraq War veteran. The soldier's stay sparks a political debate among staff members.Aired: 2/1/2007
125. Season 6, Ep 8: My Road to Nowhere
9.224 Reviews
After being convinced to go to Tacoma for Kim's first ultrasound, J.D., along with Carla, Elliot, Janitor, Keith and Ted, takes Kelso's new RV on a road trip. Jordan and Dr. Cox have trouble when Jordan's ultrasound reveals that the baby will need surgery.Aired: 2/8/2007
126. Season 6, Ep 9: My Perspective
8.917 Reviews
A Croatian Doctor comes to Sacred Heart, only to find out that he has to redo his Internship there. J.D. shows symptoms of 'Vasovagal Syncope', a condition that causes fainting and blackouts. Turk and Elliot argue over whose turn it is to take care of him, whilst Carla tries out her new excuse "I have a baby" and the Janitor takes a vacation.Aired: 2/15/2007
127. Season 6, Ep 10: My Therapeutic Month
8.912 Reviews
J.D. develops a crush on a new physical therapist but due to his latest misfortunes, he finds it difficult to ask her out. Elliot asks Keith to move in with her, but is not willing to budge on her home rules. Turk breaks his arm and is sent back to residency by Dr. Kelso. Thanks to Dr. Cox, he realizes that he doesn't know as much about medicine as he thought.Aired: 2/22/2007
128. Season 6, Ep 11: My Night To Remember
6.858 Reviews
A memory loss patient is the peg for a look back on the last seasons of Scrubs, when the Sacred Heart crew looks back at their memorable moments.Aired: 3/1/2007
129. Season 6, Ep 12: My Fishbowl
8.821 Reviews
When Private Dancer is released from the hospital, the military informs him that his injuries are too severe to be reinstated into the service, so he gets depressed. The Sacred Heart staff try to cheer him up, while the Janitor is having a fish problem.Aired: 3/8/2007
130. Season 6, Ep 13: My Scrubs
9.225 Reviews
J.D. and Turk try to treat Dr. Kelso's uninsured friend. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso himself is concerned about a clothing thief. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox tries to convince Elliot that a reformed drug addict isn't exactly clean, and the Janitor blackmails Carla.Aired: 3/15/2007
131. Season 6, Ep 14: My No Good Reason (1)
9.427 Reviews
Laverne and Dr. Cox engage in a philosophical debate. Carla finds a hot nanny for Isabella, and Turk struggles to find a way not to leer at her. Elliot smuggles a patient's dog into the hospital to cheer her up and ends up in hot water with Dr. Kelso. A tragic twist awaits at the end, challenging everyone to decide if they think everything happens for a reason.Aired: 3/22/2007
132. Season 6, Ep 15: My Long Goodbye (2)
9.532 Reviews
Laverne is brain-dead, and her family decides to take her off life support. One by one, the staff say their goodbyes, except Carla, who stoutly refuses to accept what's happening. She consequently finds herself "haunted" by Laverne. Meanwhile, Jordan gives birth, but Dr. Cox doesn't want to tell anyone because he doesn't want his daughter's birthday to always be associated with Laverne's death.Aired: 4/5/2007
133. Season 6, Ep 16: My Words of Wisdom
9.117 Reviews
In the wake of Laverne's funeral, the Sacred Heart Staff decide to implement lessons from her life to their actions. Carla is upset that everyone seems to act as if nothing has changed. Dr. Cox tries to take twenty minutes for himself every day, but has great difficulty doing that. The Janitor helps J.D. and Turk treat a deaf patient, and Elliot learns that Keith wants more from their relationship.Aired: 4/12/2007
134. Season 6, Ep 17: Their Story
9.027 Reviews
The perspective shifts between Jordan, Ted, and Todd, as they go about their day. Jordan messes with Elliot and Keith's relationship and is disturbed when it doesn't give her any satisfaction. Ted tries to settle a pay dispute between the nurses and Dr. Kelso. Todd has found his calling in plastic surgery, but must convince Turk not to interfere with a sixteen-year-old girl getting breast implants.Aired: 4/19/2007
135. Season 6, Ep 18: My Turf War
9.018 Reviews
When Keith leaves town for a few days, J.D. expects that he'll finally be able to spend some quality time with Elliot. But he doesn't anticipate Elliot's old college friend dropping by. J.D. switches between hitting on her and competing with her for Elliot's attention. Meanwhile, Turk and Dr. Cox volley a hypochondriac patient back and forth since there's nothing wrong with him.Aired: 4/26/2007
136. Season 6, Ep 19: My Cold Shower
9.529 Reviews
J.D. tries to get together with Elliot's sorority sister Melody, but she just wants to make out with him without going further. Keith re-proposes to Elliot after she gets to make everything perfect, while everyone has fantasies about being married to Elliot. Elliot and Carla are having problems figuring out what is wrong with two elderly patients, who show the same symptoms but have no obvious connection.Aired: 5/3/2007
137. Season 6, Ep 20: My Conventional Wisdom
9.520 Reviews
J.D. and Turk go to a medical convention in Phoenix, Arizona, where they run into J.D.'s ex-girlfriend Dr. Kim Briggs, who has a surprise for J.D. Meanwhile at Sacred Heart, the janitor pretends to be the chief of medicine and Dr. Cox starts to put doubts about the wedding into Elliot's mind.Aired: 5/10/2007
138. Season 6, Ep 21: My Rabbit (1)
9.45 Reviews
Kim moves in with J.D.in order to raise their child together. J.D. learns from Turk and Dr. Cox that fatherhood changes the way of how to see things. Carla complains to Elliot about her being a control freak when they prepare the bachelorette party.Aired: 5/17/2007
139. Season 6, Ep 22: My Point Of No Return (2)
9.432 Reviews
In the season finale, J.D. and Elliot start thinking about their future and if they both made a mistake in not being with each other. The Janitor activates the "Brain Trust" to come up with the perfect wedding gift for Elliot.Aired: 5/17/2007
9.033 Reviews
J.D. addresses the news that he is going to be a father. Dr. Cox is worried about how his anger is going to impact his offspring. Carla and Turk prepare for the impending arrival of their new baby. Elliot feels left out because she is childless. The Janitor wonders if he has wasted his life.Aired: 11/30/2006
119. Season 6, Ep 2: My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby
9.214 Reviews
J.D. and Kim start contemplating about their future and their baby's future. Turk rushes Carla to the hospital after she goes into labor. Jordan accuses Dr. Cox of not being a more defensive father towards Jack.Aired: 12/7/2006
120. Season 6, Ep 3: My Coffee
9.19 Reviews
J.D. and Kim are surprised of how much they have in common. Recently giving birth, Carla doesn't want to return to work. Elliot tries to persuade Dr. Turner, a surgeon with thirty years of experience, that medicine is the better option to work with and that surgery could kill him.Aired: 12/14/2006
121. Season 6, Ep 4: My House
9.220 Reviews
Dr. Cox feels like the TV character House when he has to solve several mysteries, one of them being Elliot's anger towards Dr. Kelso, while for some reason she is taking it out on Turk. J.D. tries to be a better boyfriend to Kim.Aired: 1/4/2007
122. Season 6, Ep 5: My Friend With Money
9.08 Reviews
Elliot begins enjoying luxuries since she has extra money with her new private practice gig. But eventually, J.D. becomes jealous of her and that forbids him the use of these privileges. Dr. Cox and the Janitor become roommates in one of the hospital suites, while Turk tries to convince Carla that she has postpartum depression and that she needs help.Aired: 1/11/2007
123. Season 6, Ep 6: My Musical
9.097 Reviews
A new patient at the hospital wakes up and sees everything happening around her as a musical. Carla can't decide whether or not to return to work and Elliot must find a way to tell J.D. he can't move into her new house with her.Aired: 1/18/2007
124. Season 6, Ep 7: His Story IV
8.428 Reviews
The hospital is seen through the eyes of Dr. Kelso, who befriends an Iraq War veteran. The soldier's stay sparks a political debate among staff members.Aired: 2/1/2007
125. Season 6, Ep 8: My Road to Nowhere
9.224 Reviews
After being convinced to go to Tacoma for Kim's first ultrasound, J.D., along with Carla, Elliot, Janitor, Keith and Ted, takes Kelso's new RV on a road trip. Jordan and Dr. Cox have trouble when Jordan's ultrasound reveals that the baby will need surgery.Aired: 2/8/2007
126. Season 6, Ep 9: My Perspective
8.917 Reviews
A Croatian Doctor comes to Sacred Heart, only to find out that he has to redo his Internship there. J.D. shows symptoms of 'Vasovagal Syncope', a condition that causes fainting and blackouts. Turk and Elliot argue over whose turn it is to take care of him, whilst Carla tries out her new excuse "I have a baby" and the Janitor takes a vacation.Aired: 2/15/2007
127. Season 6, Ep 10: My Therapeutic Month
8.912 Reviews
J.D. develops a crush on a new physical therapist but due to his latest misfortunes, he finds it difficult to ask her out. Elliot asks Keith to move in with her, but is not willing to budge on her home rules. Turk breaks his arm and is sent back to residency by Dr. Kelso. Thanks to Dr. Cox, he realizes that he doesn't know as much about medicine as he thought.Aired: 2/22/2007
128. Season 6, Ep 11: My Night To Remember
6.858 Reviews
A memory loss patient is the peg for a look back on the last seasons of Scrubs, when the Sacred Heart crew looks back at their memorable moments.Aired: 3/1/2007
129. Season 6, Ep 12: My Fishbowl
8.821 Reviews
When Private Dancer is released from the hospital, the military informs him that his injuries are too severe to be reinstated into the service, so he gets depressed. The Sacred Heart staff try to cheer him up, while the Janitor is having a fish problem.Aired: 3/8/2007
130. Season 6, Ep 13: My Scrubs
9.225 Reviews
J.D. and Turk try to treat Dr. Kelso's uninsured friend. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso himself is concerned about a clothing thief. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox tries to convince Elliot that a reformed drug addict isn't exactly clean, and the Janitor blackmails Carla.Aired: 3/15/2007
131. Season 6, Ep 14: My No Good Reason (1)
9.427 Reviews
Laverne and Dr. Cox engage in a philosophical debate. Carla finds a hot nanny for Isabella, and Turk struggles to find a way not to leer at her. Elliot smuggles a patient's dog into the hospital to cheer her up and ends up in hot water with Dr. Kelso. A tragic twist awaits at the end, challenging everyone to decide if they think everything happens for a reason.Aired: 3/22/2007
132. Season 6, Ep 15: My Long Goodbye (2)
9.532 Reviews
Laverne is brain-dead, and her family decides to take her off life support. One by one, the staff say their goodbyes, except Carla, who stoutly refuses to accept what's happening. She consequently finds herself "haunted" by Laverne. Meanwhile, Jordan gives birth, but Dr. Cox doesn't want to tell anyone because he doesn't want his daughter's birthday to always be associated with Laverne's death.Aired: 4/5/2007
133. Season 6, Ep 16: My Words of Wisdom
9.117 Reviews
In the wake of Laverne's funeral, the Sacred Heart Staff decide to implement lessons from her life to their actions. Carla is upset that everyone seems to act as if nothing has changed. Dr. Cox tries to take twenty minutes for himself every day, but has great difficulty doing that. The Janitor helps J.D. and Turk treat a deaf patient, and Elliot learns that Keith wants more from their relationship.Aired: 4/12/2007
134. Season 6, Ep 17: Their Story
9.027 Reviews
The perspective shifts between Jordan, Ted, and Todd, as they go about their day. Jordan messes with Elliot and Keith's relationship and is disturbed when it doesn't give her any satisfaction. Ted tries to settle a pay dispute between the nurses and Dr. Kelso. Todd has found his calling in plastic surgery, but must convince Turk not to interfere with a sixteen-year-old girl getting breast implants.Aired: 4/19/2007
135. Season 6, Ep 18: My Turf War
9.018 Reviews
When Keith leaves town for a few days, J.D. expects that he'll finally be able to spend some quality time with Elliot. But he doesn't anticipate Elliot's old college friend dropping by. J.D. switches between hitting on her and competing with her for Elliot's attention. Meanwhile, Turk and Dr. Cox volley a hypochondriac patient back and forth since there's nothing wrong with him.Aired: 4/26/2007
136. Season 6, Ep 19: My Cold Shower
9.529 Reviews
J.D. tries to get together with Elliot's sorority sister Melody, but she just wants to make out with him without going further. Keith re-proposes to Elliot after she gets to make everything perfect, while everyone has fantasies about being married to Elliot. Elliot and Carla are having problems figuring out what is wrong with two elderly patients, who show the same symptoms but have no obvious connection.Aired: 5/3/2007
137. Season 6, Ep 20: My Conventional Wisdom
9.520 Reviews
J.D. and Turk go to a medical convention in Phoenix, Arizona, where they run into J.D.'s ex-girlfriend Dr. Kim Briggs, who has a surprise for J.D. Meanwhile at Sacred Heart, the janitor pretends to be the chief of medicine and Dr. Cox starts to put doubts about the wedding into Elliot's mind.Aired: 5/10/2007
138. Season 6, Ep 21: My Rabbit (1)
9.45 Reviews
Kim moves in with J.D.in order to raise their child together. J.D. learns from Turk and Dr. Cox that fatherhood changes the way of how to see things. Carla complains to Elliot about her being a control freak when they prepare the bachelorette party.Aired: 5/17/2007
139. Season 6, Ep 22: My Point Of No Return (2)
9.432 Reviews
In the season finale, J.D. and Elliot start thinking about their future and if they both made a mistake in not being with each other. The Janitor activates the "Brain Trust" to come up with the perfect wedding gift for Elliot.Aired: 5/17/2007
Season Five
94. Season 5, Ep 1: My Intern's Eyes
8.922 Reviews
Attending at Sacred Heart, J.D. now has to deal with his own interns. Turk has doubts about having children, then tries to prevent Carla from getting pregnant. Elliot struggles to find her way at County Hospital and doesn't want to seem like the helpless person she was before.Aired: 1/3/2006
95. Season 5, Ep 2: My Rite of Passage
9.212 Reviews
J.D. wants to show Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso how to treat interns, but instead he finds out that they laugh at his bad jokes out of fear and respect. Everyone at the hospital is avoiding Jordan to get rid of her except for Turk. An aborted attempt to bond with her results in Jordan being conned by Sam, the drug addict. Elliot's fellowship goes sour and she finds herself confiding in loose-lipped Carla.Aired: 1/3/2006
96. Season 5, Ep 3: My Day At The Races
9.311 Reviews
While planning his birthday, J.D. finds a list of things he wanted to accomplish, before he turned 30. He enters a triathlon to begin. Elliot discovers a side of her boyfriend Jake, that freaks her out. Turk is working hard to impress his bosses and takes on a patient, who wants to be hypnotized during surgery, rather than using anesthesia, all in effort to be promoted.Aired: 1/10/2006
97. Season 5, Ep 4: My Jiggly Ball
9.417 Reviews
J.D. is asked to introduce Dr. Kelso at an awards dinner, so he wants to find out something good about him. Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox each have a patient, whom they feel deserves the benefit of a new experimental treatment, but there is only one open slot. Carla and Turk try to help Elliot to get her old job at Sacred Heart back. The Janitor taunts J.D. with the made up game of "Jiggly Ball".Aired: 1/10/2006
98. Season 5, Ep 5: My New God
9.214 Reviews
Dr. Cox's born-again-Christian sister Paige comes to visit for her nephew's baptism. Meanwhile, Turk and Carla experience relationship turbulence while they continue their attempts to conceive a child. Also, J.D. and the Janitor work towards friendship when J.D. helps the Janitor move. Aired: 1/17/2006
99. Season 5, Ep 6: My Missed Perception
9.07 Reviews
J.D. mistakes an elderly woman's happiness as her wish to stop the treatment for a fatal illness. Turk and Elliot struggle to find the cause of a patient's body pain and Carla tries to organize the annual group photo.Aired: 1/17/2006
100. Season 5, Ep 7: My Way Home
9.743 Reviews
In a "Wizard of Oz" homage, J.D. is trying to go home, Turk searches for a heart donor and Carla worries that she doesn't have the courage to become a parent. Meanwhile, Elliot doesn't believe that she has the brains to lead a question and answer session. The Janitor is painting color coded lines throughout the hospital for easier navigation.Aired: 1/24/2006
101. Season 5, Ep 8: My Big Bird
9.113 Reviews
J.D., Turk, Elliot and Carla are interrogated about the mysterious death of a patient. Dr. Kelso learns that J.D. and Turk were away tracking down a patient, Elliot was traumatized over finding out that her make-out buddy was married, and Carla was busy recruiting hospital personnel for a group lottery purchase.Aired: 1/24/2006
102. Season 5, Ep 9: My Half-Acre
9.514 Reviews
J.D. meets the klutzy Julie, and when he becomes smitten, Elliot attempts to help out with romance advice. Carla tries to find Dr. Cox's soft side, when he refuses to kiss his son. Turk and the Janitor put together an air band to win a contest, but Dr. Kelso gives them a tremendous obstacle.Aired: 2/7/2006
103. Season 5, Ep 10: Her Story II
9.313 Reviews
J.D. is annoyed that Julie doesn't laugh, so Elliot encourages him to tell her his feelings and Turk tries to use psychology to fix the issue. Meanwhile, Carla is upset when the Janitor refers to a new nurse as a "hot young Carla", which intensifies her growing concern that she is too old to conceive.Aired: 2/7/2006
104. Season 5, Ep 11: My Buddy's Booty
9.15 Reviews
J.D. is still dealing with his recent breakup and trying not to kill intern Keith, who has become annoyingly perfect. To make matters worse, a favorite patient is in a serious coma and each of the staff finds their own way to deal with it. Dr. Cox and the Janitor bond over drinks at the bar and Carla makes it her mission to make the hospital's gym female friendly. Meanwhile, Turk suggests that J.D. and Elliot find themselves 'booty calls'.Aired: 2/28/2006
105. Season 5, Ep 12: My Cabbage (1)
9.29 Reviews
Dr. Kelso is outraged when he discovers, that a bird has been living at Sacred Heart. He orders the Janitor to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much, he secretly keeps it as a pet. J.D., annoyed with Keith, tries to get his intern fired, but things don't turn out as intended.Aired: 2/28/2006
106. Season 5, Ep 13: My Five Stages (2)
9.111 Reviews
J.D. and Dr. Cox go through the five stages of grief with their favorite patient, who is declining in health. Carla forces Turk to go on a string of double dates including Elliot and her booty call Keith. Dr. Kelso hits Ted with his car, thus Ted finally has the upper hand with a potential lawsuit.Aired: 3/7/2006
107. Season 5, Ep 14: My Own Personal Hell
9.210 Reviews
J.D. is sick of perfect intern Keith and he's not the only one. Elliot's relationship with Keith is revealed, so the other interns think that he is getting special attention. Dr. Cox boasts about being named "The Best Doctor in the City" by a local magazine, thus Dr. Kelso assigns him to the most difficult patient in the hospital to deflate his ego. Turk and Carla continue to struggle in their quest for conception.Aired: 3/14/2006
108. Season 5, Ep 15: My Extra Mile
9.28 Reviews
J.D. urges Dr. Cox and his fellow doctors to do special unconventional things for their patients, but J.D. himself is not sure he can shave his head for a woman undergoing chemotherapy, after meeting a woman who loves his hair. Turk and Carla attempt to eliminate all the stress in their lives to better their chances of conceiving, but Turk has to compete for a surgical resident spot and Carla loses Dr. Kelso's VIP patient. Elliot can't stop giving her new boyfriend Keith stupid gifts.Aired: 3/21/2006
109. Season 5, Ep 16: My Bright Idea
9.312 Reviews
Turk finds out that Carla is pregnant before she does, so J.D. convinces Turk to tell the entire hospital staff to surprise her with the news. However, Carla wants to personally share her baby news with everybody instead, thus Turk and J.D. need to try and contain the hospital gossip. J.D. also tricks the Janitor into swallowing a tiny GPS tracking device. Meanwhile, when Elliot puts Dr. Cox into an embarrassing situation, he decides to get even with Elliot through Keith and Carla.Aired: 3/28/2006
110. Season 5, Ep 17: My Chopped Liver
9.37 Reviews
When J.D. rearranges his schedule to allow himself more time to spend with Turk, Turk secretly resents hanging out with J.D. in that time, because it interferes with his own "Turk Time". Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Jordan go on a double date with Elliot and Keith, and Carla covers for Dr. Kelso at work, as he grieves for his dead dog. Later, a patient almost dies after giving up part of his liver for his brother, and the hospital staff learns about making sacrifices for the people they really care about.Aired: 4/4/2006
111. Season 5, Ep 18: My New Suit
9.18 Reviews
J.D.'s brother Dan returns for a surprise visit and Elliot learns that J.D. has been telling Dan that she still likes him. Carla and Turk freak out when they begin to discuss baby names. Dr. Kelso assigns Dr. Cox to assist Ted with malpractice claim paperwork after Dr. Cox insults Dr. Kelso's son. Meanwhile, a patient with weight-related problems needs an MRI, but he's too big for the machine.Aired: 4/11/2006
112. Season 5, Ep 19: His Story III
9.324 Reviews
Turk and Carla turn J.D.'s old bedroom into a nursery for the baby. The Janitor seizes an opportunity to shove J.D. out of the picture for a day. Elliot uses her mother to learn information about Keith's peers. Turk accuses Dr. Cox of not being hip and Perry accuses him of the very same thing.Aired: 4/18/2006
113. Season 5, Ep 20: My Lunch
9.884 Reviews
J.D. asks Dr. Cox out for lunch but runs into annoying former patient Jill Tracy, who unexpectedly teaches him something about responsibility. Elliot and Carla discover that Todd has been lying about all his hospital "conquests" and suspect that he's been less than truthful about other issues. Turk warns them not to meddle in his affairs.Aired: 4/25/2006
114. Season 5, Ep 21: My Fallen Idol
9.529 Reviews
Dr. Cox starts drinking after his decisions result in the death of three of his patients. The staff tries to convince him how inspiring he is for them. Turk starts his new rotation with orthopedic surgery, but isn't so fond of his attending doctor's touchy-feely methods. J.D. and the Janitor attempt to help Turk to find ways to bond with his new supervisor.Aired: 5/2/2006
115. Season 5, Ep 22: My Déjà Vu, My Déjà Vu
9.012 Reviews
J.D. feels that the same things happen over and over again at the hospital. Dr. Cox returns to work but Elliot believes that he has lost his usual confidence. Elliot calls Dr. Cox on his behavior. Carla gets fed up with Turk because he still can do a lot of stuff, but she can't since she is now pregnant.Aired: 5/9/2006
116. Season 5, Ep 23: My Urologist
9.38 Reviews
J.D. challenges an urologist's assessment on a consult for a patient in need of a risky surgical procedure. He also starts to fall for her. Elliot considers breaking up with Keith, but Carla is showing extreme hormonal changes due to her pregnancy and tries to interfere. The Janitor and Dr. Kelso are having a little tiff of their own about fear.Aired: 5/16/2006
117. Season 5, Ep 24: My Transition (1)
9.329 Reviews
J.D. plans a date with Kim on their night off but Elliot keeps getting in their way. Meanwhile, Elliot throws a baby shower for Carla. Perry and Jordan hand over all of Jack's stuff to Carla. And someone announces a very surprising pregnancy.Aired: 5/16/2006
8.922 Reviews
Attending at Sacred Heart, J.D. now has to deal with his own interns. Turk has doubts about having children, then tries to prevent Carla from getting pregnant. Elliot struggles to find her way at County Hospital and doesn't want to seem like the helpless person she was before.Aired: 1/3/2006
95. Season 5, Ep 2: My Rite of Passage
9.212 Reviews
J.D. wants to show Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso how to treat interns, but instead he finds out that they laugh at his bad jokes out of fear and respect. Everyone at the hospital is avoiding Jordan to get rid of her except for Turk. An aborted attempt to bond with her results in Jordan being conned by Sam, the drug addict. Elliot's fellowship goes sour and she finds herself confiding in loose-lipped Carla.Aired: 1/3/2006
96. Season 5, Ep 3: My Day At The Races
9.311 Reviews
While planning his birthday, J.D. finds a list of things he wanted to accomplish, before he turned 30. He enters a triathlon to begin. Elliot discovers a side of her boyfriend Jake, that freaks her out. Turk is working hard to impress his bosses and takes on a patient, who wants to be hypnotized during surgery, rather than using anesthesia, all in effort to be promoted.Aired: 1/10/2006
97. Season 5, Ep 4: My Jiggly Ball
9.417 Reviews
J.D. is asked to introduce Dr. Kelso at an awards dinner, so he wants to find out something good about him. Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox each have a patient, whom they feel deserves the benefit of a new experimental treatment, but there is only one open slot. Carla and Turk try to help Elliot to get her old job at Sacred Heart back. The Janitor taunts J.D. with the made up game of "Jiggly Ball".Aired: 1/10/2006
98. Season 5, Ep 5: My New God
9.214 Reviews
Dr. Cox's born-again-Christian sister Paige comes to visit for her nephew's baptism. Meanwhile, Turk and Carla experience relationship turbulence while they continue their attempts to conceive a child. Also, J.D. and the Janitor work towards friendship when J.D. helps the Janitor move. Aired: 1/17/2006
99. Season 5, Ep 6: My Missed Perception
9.07 Reviews
J.D. mistakes an elderly woman's happiness as her wish to stop the treatment for a fatal illness. Turk and Elliot struggle to find the cause of a patient's body pain and Carla tries to organize the annual group photo.Aired: 1/17/2006
100. Season 5, Ep 7: My Way Home
9.743 Reviews
In a "Wizard of Oz" homage, J.D. is trying to go home, Turk searches for a heart donor and Carla worries that she doesn't have the courage to become a parent. Meanwhile, Elliot doesn't believe that she has the brains to lead a question and answer session. The Janitor is painting color coded lines throughout the hospital for easier navigation.Aired: 1/24/2006
101. Season 5, Ep 8: My Big Bird
9.113 Reviews
J.D., Turk, Elliot and Carla are interrogated about the mysterious death of a patient. Dr. Kelso learns that J.D. and Turk were away tracking down a patient, Elliot was traumatized over finding out that her make-out buddy was married, and Carla was busy recruiting hospital personnel for a group lottery purchase.Aired: 1/24/2006
102. Season 5, Ep 9: My Half-Acre
9.514 Reviews
J.D. meets the klutzy Julie, and when he becomes smitten, Elliot attempts to help out with romance advice. Carla tries to find Dr. Cox's soft side, when he refuses to kiss his son. Turk and the Janitor put together an air band to win a contest, but Dr. Kelso gives them a tremendous obstacle.Aired: 2/7/2006
103. Season 5, Ep 10: Her Story II
9.313 Reviews
J.D. is annoyed that Julie doesn't laugh, so Elliot encourages him to tell her his feelings and Turk tries to use psychology to fix the issue. Meanwhile, Carla is upset when the Janitor refers to a new nurse as a "hot young Carla", which intensifies her growing concern that she is too old to conceive.Aired: 2/7/2006
104. Season 5, Ep 11: My Buddy's Booty
9.15 Reviews
J.D. is still dealing with his recent breakup and trying not to kill intern Keith, who has become annoyingly perfect. To make matters worse, a favorite patient is in a serious coma and each of the staff finds their own way to deal with it. Dr. Cox and the Janitor bond over drinks at the bar and Carla makes it her mission to make the hospital's gym female friendly. Meanwhile, Turk suggests that J.D. and Elliot find themselves 'booty calls'.Aired: 2/28/2006
105. Season 5, Ep 12: My Cabbage (1)
9.29 Reviews
Dr. Kelso is outraged when he discovers, that a bird has been living at Sacred Heart. He orders the Janitor to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much, he secretly keeps it as a pet. J.D., annoyed with Keith, tries to get his intern fired, but things don't turn out as intended.Aired: 2/28/2006
106. Season 5, Ep 13: My Five Stages (2)
9.111 Reviews
J.D. and Dr. Cox go through the five stages of grief with their favorite patient, who is declining in health. Carla forces Turk to go on a string of double dates including Elliot and her booty call Keith. Dr. Kelso hits Ted with his car, thus Ted finally has the upper hand with a potential lawsuit.Aired: 3/7/2006
107. Season 5, Ep 14: My Own Personal Hell
9.210 Reviews
J.D. is sick of perfect intern Keith and he's not the only one. Elliot's relationship with Keith is revealed, so the other interns think that he is getting special attention. Dr. Cox boasts about being named "The Best Doctor in the City" by a local magazine, thus Dr. Kelso assigns him to the most difficult patient in the hospital to deflate his ego. Turk and Carla continue to struggle in their quest for conception.Aired: 3/14/2006
108. Season 5, Ep 15: My Extra Mile
9.28 Reviews
J.D. urges Dr. Cox and his fellow doctors to do special unconventional things for their patients, but J.D. himself is not sure he can shave his head for a woman undergoing chemotherapy, after meeting a woman who loves his hair. Turk and Carla attempt to eliminate all the stress in their lives to better their chances of conceiving, but Turk has to compete for a surgical resident spot and Carla loses Dr. Kelso's VIP patient. Elliot can't stop giving her new boyfriend Keith stupid gifts.Aired: 3/21/2006
109. Season 5, Ep 16: My Bright Idea
9.312 Reviews
Turk finds out that Carla is pregnant before she does, so J.D. convinces Turk to tell the entire hospital staff to surprise her with the news. However, Carla wants to personally share her baby news with everybody instead, thus Turk and J.D. need to try and contain the hospital gossip. J.D. also tricks the Janitor into swallowing a tiny GPS tracking device. Meanwhile, when Elliot puts Dr. Cox into an embarrassing situation, he decides to get even with Elliot through Keith and Carla.Aired: 3/28/2006
110. Season 5, Ep 17: My Chopped Liver
9.37 Reviews
When J.D. rearranges his schedule to allow himself more time to spend with Turk, Turk secretly resents hanging out with J.D. in that time, because it interferes with his own "Turk Time". Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Jordan go on a double date with Elliot and Keith, and Carla covers for Dr. Kelso at work, as he grieves for his dead dog. Later, a patient almost dies after giving up part of his liver for his brother, and the hospital staff learns about making sacrifices for the people they really care about.Aired: 4/4/2006
111. Season 5, Ep 18: My New Suit
9.18 Reviews
J.D.'s brother Dan returns for a surprise visit and Elliot learns that J.D. has been telling Dan that she still likes him. Carla and Turk freak out when they begin to discuss baby names. Dr. Kelso assigns Dr. Cox to assist Ted with malpractice claim paperwork after Dr. Cox insults Dr. Kelso's son. Meanwhile, a patient with weight-related problems needs an MRI, but he's too big for the machine.Aired: 4/11/2006
112. Season 5, Ep 19: His Story III
9.324 Reviews
Turk and Carla turn J.D.'s old bedroom into a nursery for the baby. The Janitor seizes an opportunity to shove J.D. out of the picture for a day. Elliot uses her mother to learn information about Keith's peers. Turk accuses Dr. Cox of not being hip and Perry accuses him of the very same thing.Aired: 4/18/2006
113. Season 5, Ep 20: My Lunch
9.884 Reviews
J.D. asks Dr. Cox out for lunch but runs into annoying former patient Jill Tracy, who unexpectedly teaches him something about responsibility. Elliot and Carla discover that Todd has been lying about all his hospital "conquests" and suspect that he's been less than truthful about other issues. Turk warns them not to meddle in his affairs.Aired: 4/25/2006
114. Season 5, Ep 21: My Fallen Idol
9.529 Reviews
Dr. Cox starts drinking after his decisions result in the death of three of his patients. The staff tries to convince him how inspiring he is for them. Turk starts his new rotation with orthopedic surgery, but isn't so fond of his attending doctor's touchy-feely methods. J.D. and the Janitor attempt to help Turk to find ways to bond with his new supervisor.Aired: 5/2/2006
115. Season 5, Ep 22: My Déjà Vu, My Déjà Vu
9.012 Reviews
J.D. feels that the same things happen over and over again at the hospital. Dr. Cox returns to work but Elliot believes that he has lost his usual confidence. Elliot calls Dr. Cox on his behavior. Carla gets fed up with Turk because he still can do a lot of stuff, but she can't since she is now pregnant.Aired: 5/9/2006
116. Season 5, Ep 23: My Urologist
9.38 Reviews
J.D. challenges an urologist's assessment on a consult for a patient in need of a risky surgical procedure. He also starts to fall for her. Elliot considers breaking up with Keith, but Carla is showing extreme hormonal changes due to her pregnancy and tries to interfere. The Janitor and Dr. Kelso are having a little tiff of their own about fear.Aired: 5/16/2006
117. Season 5, Ep 24: My Transition (1)
9.329 Reviews
J.D. plans a date with Kim on their night off but Elliot keeps getting in their way. Meanwhile, Elliot throws a baby shower for Carla. Perry and Jordan hand over all of Jack's stuff to Carla. And someone announces a very surprising pregnancy.Aired: 5/16/2006
Season Four
69. Season 4, Ep 1: My Old Friend's New Friend
9.39 Reviews
The new Dr. Molly Clock arrives with her spaced out personality and doesn't cease to call J.D. "Johnny". But J.D. is fine with it, because there is nothing that is going to bring down his last week of being a resident before he officially becomes a full fledged doctor.Aired: 8/31/2004
70. Season 4, Ep 2: My Office
9.13 Reviews
Molly tries to reconcile J.D. and Elliot, while waiting to see which one Dr. Cox will give the Chief Resident position to. Molly and Carla are experiencing some subtle conflict and Elliot and J.D. begin to come together after long boughts of conflict of their own. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox, Turk and the Janitor are forced to work together to help a patient.Aired: 9/7/2004
71. Season 4, Ep 3: My New Game
9.16 Reviews
Dr. Cox is having issues with Jordan, since Ted revealed that they are still technically married due to some filing problems. J.D. has problems of his own as he can't shake off the tag of Co-Chief Resident the Janitor assigned to him, while Elliot keeps the Chief Resident tag. Elsewhere, Turk begins to doubt his abilities after letting a patient die and isn't helped, when he finds out J.D. has no confidence in him either. Dr. Cox and Molly spar about her involvement in his patients.Aired: 9/14/2004
72. Season 4, Ep 4: My First Kill
9.13 Reviews
J.D. is shocked to hear Dr. Cox tell his interns that eventually, they will screw up and kill a patient. J.D. fears his first time killing someone will soon be upon him. Elliot is upset with Molly, after she disagrees about a patient's promise to attend drug rehab. Carla loses Rowdy, and she and the Janitor go looking for him.Aired: 9/21/2004
73. Season 4, Ep 5: Her Story
9.26 Reviews
Elliot becomes unsure, if she wants Molly as her mentor, when she finds out that Molly does not have a perfect home life. J.D. is tested in leadership skills when Dr. Cox yells at him in front of his interns. Carla and Turk try to come to an agreement when Turk continuously wakes Carla up every night.Aired: 9/28/2004
74. Season 4, Ep 6: My Cake
9.413 Reviews
When Dan resurfaces, J.D. is shocked to learn that his father has passed away. The reactions from his co-workers help J.D. a little, but the one person who he wanted to be there for him, Dr. Cox, is too busy with J.D.'s patients. Meanwhile, Dan sits drunk in the bath tub the whole day and Turk finds out he has Type II Diabetes.Aired: 10/12/2004
75. Season 4, Ep 7: My Common Enemy
9.06 Reviews
When J.D. finds Dan with Elliot, Turk tells him to use the "hurt brother excuse" to get them to break up, just like Turk uses his Diabetes to get stuff from Carla. But then J.D. realizes he wasn't hurt at all... Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso unite to try and torment their common enemy: Dr. Molly Clock.Aired: 10/19/2004
76. Season 4, Ep 8: My Last Chance
9.33 Reviews
When Molly takes a job at a different city, she and J.D. end up having a night of kissing, and he tries to rush to sleep with her before she leaves. Dr. Cox goes on ambulance duty with a maniac, who he eventually finds out is a woman who has lost her son to an accident.Aired: 10/26/2004
77. Season 4, Ep 9: My Malpractical Decision (1)
9.03 Reviews
J.D. is approached by Neena Broderick, a malpractice attorney, asking him to do a risky procedure on her father. Meanwhile, Elliot guides Doug to a new career path and Turk struggles to avoid a hypochondriac patient.Aired: 11/9/2004
78. Season 4, Ep 10: My Female Trouble (2)
9.16 Reviews
With the case against Turk on his mind, J.D. attempts to end it with Neena, but she won't take "no" for an answer and keeps him wrapped around her finger. Carla tries her own way of persuading Mr. Corman to drop the lawsuit. Elliot sets out to prove that she isn't the doctor she was four years ago and that she does not need to rely on anyone anymore.Aired: 11/16/2004
79. Season 4, Ep 11: My Unicorn
9.26 Reviews
J.D. takes matters into his own hands while searching for a relative for his favorite patient.Meanwhile, Elliot is fed up with her coworkers not taking her seriously and discovers, with some help from Carla and Jordan, that she can get her way by flaunting her femininity.Aired: 11/23/2004
80. Season 4, Ep 12: My Best Moment
9.35 Reviews
When J.D. has to address a bunch of pre-medical students about what it's like to be a doctor, he strays off the beaten path and chooses to discuss his best moments as a doctor instead. When he challenges the rest of the staff to do so, they all remember their best memories in the medical field. Meanwhile, Elliot is forced to face her fear of children, when she must befriend a ten year old boy, whose father is being treated in the ICU.Aired: 12/7/2004
81. Season 4, Ep 13: My Ocardial Infarction
9.04 Reviews
Elliot starts showing J.D. up as the calmer, more competent doctor. A date with the Janitor leads to an a cappella sing-off between his "group" and Ted's band. Turk starts taking his diabetes more seriously when he realizes the dire consequences of the disease.Aired: 1/18/2005
82. Season 4, Ep 14: My Lucky Charm
9.05 Reviews
A man injured in a bar fight teaches Turk and J.D. a lesson about living life to the fullest. Dr. Cox and Jordan have different opinions on having another child or not.Aired: 1/25/2005
83. Season 4, Ep 15: My Hypocritical Oath
9.03 Reviews
J.D. has a crush on a girl whom he met at a club, and he's torn about telling her that her boyfriend has Gonorrhea. Elliot decides to take a stand against Dr. Kelso with one of her patients. And Dr. Cox is blackmailed by the Janitor for a basketball game's score, after he spoils the end of "The Sixth Sense."Aired: 2/1/2005
84. Season 4, Ep 16: My Quarantine
8.96 Reviews
J.D. tries to impress Kylie by paying a hobo in the hospital to fake a heart attack, when everything becomes boring due to a quarantine that he caused. Turk learns, that Carla dated Dr. Cox and gets mad at her for not telling him. The Janitor makes a bet with Dr. Kelso, who is starving, that will make him pay $700, unless the Janitor is able to get a "face cake", in order to satisfy him, from Laverne. Also, Danni Sullivan returns to annoy everyone, causing a constant fight between Ted and Doug.Aired: 2/8/2005
85. Season 4, Ep 17: My Life in Four Cameras
9.018 Reviews
When J.D. meets a former writer from his all time favorite TV show "Cheers", he begins to picture his life at the hospital as a bland, multiple camera sitcom, where everything is perfect and wraps up nicely. Back in reality, Dr. Cox is relunctant to fire an amiable cafeteria worker, while Turk and Carla struggle to keep their promise of constant romantic affection afloat.Aired: 2/15/2005
86. Season 4, Ep 18: My Roommates
9.04 Reviews
J.D. is thrown out of his apartment. Turk and Carla continue to struggle to keep the romance alive. Dr. Cox has reason to believe that the son of an old buddy is autistic.Aired: 2/22/2005
87. Season 4, Ep 19: My Best Laid Plans
9.310 Reviews
J.D. ditches a seemingly uninterested Kylie for Dr. Molly Clock, who has just returned from Milwaukee. Carla fumes over Turk's frequent phone calls to an ex-girlfriend. The Janitor and Dr. Cox make a wager over Elliot.Aired: 3/1/2005
88. Season 4, Ep 20: My Boss' Free Haircut
9.05 Reviews
Dr. Kelso dons scrubs to prove a point to Dr. Cox, only to watch it backfire, when an obnoxious patient refuses to listen to him. J.D. and Turk party, while Carla struggles to find solace in Elliot.Aired: 3/29/2005
89. Season 4, Ep 21: My Lips Are Sealed
9.03 Reviews
When Carla and J.D. go out to let Carla have some fun, they get drunk and end up kissing accidentally. Dr. Cox gets the hammer dropped by Jordan, when Jack has to get stitches under Perry's watch. Elliot has trouble with a male patient, who has taken enhancement pills.Aired: 4/5/2005
90. Season 4, Ep 22: My Big Move
9.14 Reviews
J.D. and Carla get the silent treatment from Turk, who can't seem to control his emotions, after learning about their kiss. Dr. Cox reluctantly seeks the help of Elliot, when an epileptic patient won't listen to him. The Janitor feels emasculated by his new uniform. Jordan tries Boto, much to the amusement of Dr. Cox.Aired: 4/12/2005
91. Season 4, Ep 23: My Faith in Humanity
8.93 Reviews
Turk won't open up at couples' therapy. Elliot refuses Dr. Cox's romantic advice, when a very attractive man saunters into the hospital. J.D. learns a lesson in humanity from a dying old woman. The Janitor accidentally lets a bunch of rats run around Sacred Heart.Aired: 4/19/2005
92. Season 4, Ep 24: My Drive By
9.05 Reviews
Elliot is torn between moving too quickly and ruining her new relationship with Jake. Dr. Cox teaches Turk about having a healthy ego. Dr. Kelso and the Janitor fight over who gets to use the new motorized cart.Aired: 4/26/2005
93. Season 4, Ep 25: My Changing Ways
9.09 Reviews
With their residencies over, there are big changes at Sacred Heart. J.D. moves out to live on his own, while Turk and Carla consider a family change, creating another rift in their long friendship. Jordan is hired to handle some paperwork for Dr. Kelso, which annoys Dr. Cox. Elliot has a job interview at a different hospital thanks to her boyfriend Jake.Aired: 5/10/2005
9.39 Reviews
The new Dr. Molly Clock arrives with her spaced out personality and doesn't cease to call J.D. "Johnny". But J.D. is fine with it, because there is nothing that is going to bring down his last week of being a resident before he officially becomes a full fledged doctor.Aired: 8/31/2004
70. Season 4, Ep 2: My Office
9.13 Reviews
Molly tries to reconcile J.D. and Elliot, while waiting to see which one Dr. Cox will give the Chief Resident position to. Molly and Carla are experiencing some subtle conflict and Elliot and J.D. begin to come together after long boughts of conflict of their own. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox, Turk and the Janitor are forced to work together to help a patient.Aired: 9/7/2004
71. Season 4, Ep 3: My New Game
9.16 Reviews
Dr. Cox is having issues with Jordan, since Ted revealed that they are still technically married due to some filing problems. J.D. has problems of his own as he can't shake off the tag of Co-Chief Resident the Janitor assigned to him, while Elliot keeps the Chief Resident tag. Elsewhere, Turk begins to doubt his abilities after letting a patient die and isn't helped, when he finds out J.D. has no confidence in him either. Dr. Cox and Molly spar about her involvement in his patients.Aired: 9/14/2004
72. Season 4, Ep 4: My First Kill
9.13 Reviews
J.D. is shocked to hear Dr. Cox tell his interns that eventually, they will screw up and kill a patient. J.D. fears his first time killing someone will soon be upon him. Elliot is upset with Molly, after she disagrees about a patient's promise to attend drug rehab. Carla loses Rowdy, and she and the Janitor go looking for him.Aired: 9/21/2004
73. Season 4, Ep 5: Her Story
9.26 Reviews
Elliot becomes unsure, if she wants Molly as her mentor, when she finds out that Molly does not have a perfect home life. J.D. is tested in leadership skills when Dr. Cox yells at him in front of his interns. Carla and Turk try to come to an agreement when Turk continuously wakes Carla up every night.Aired: 9/28/2004
74. Season 4, Ep 6: My Cake
9.413 Reviews
When Dan resurfaces, J.D. is shocked to learn that his father has passed away. The reactions from his co-workers help J.D. a little, but the one person who he wanted to be there for him, Dr. Cox, is too busy with J.D.'s patients. Meanwhile, Dan sits drunk in the bath tub the whole day and Turk finds out he has Type II Diabetes.Aired: 10/12/2004
75. Season 4, Ep 7: My Common Enemy
9.06 Reviews
When J.D. finds Dan with Elliot, Turk tells him to use the "hurt brother excuse" to get them to break up, just like Turk uses his Diabetes to get stuff from Carla. But then J.D. realizes he wasn't hurt at all... Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso unite to try and torment their common enemy: Dr. Molly Clock.Aired: 10/19/2004
76. Season 4, Ep 8: My Last Chance
9.33 Reviews
When Molly takes a job at a different city, she and J.D. end up having a night of kissing, and he tries to rush to sleep with her before she leaves. Dr. Cox goes on ambulance duty with a maniac, who he eventually finds out is a woman who has lost her son to an accident.Aired: 10/26/2004
77. Season 4, Ep 9: My Malpractical Decision (1)
9.03 Reviews
J.D. is approached by Neena Broderick, a malpractice attorney, asking him to do a risky procedure on her father. Meanwhile, Elliot guides Doug to a new career path and Turk struggles to avoid a hypochondriac patient.Aired: 11/9/2004
78. Season 4, Ep 10: My Female Trouble (2)
9.16 Reviews
With the case against Turk on his mind, J.D. attempts to end it with Neena, but she won't take "no" for an answer and keeps him wrapped around her finger. Carla tries her own way of persuading Mr. Corman to drop the lawsuit. Elliot sets out to prove that she isn't the doctor she was four years ago and that she does not need to rely on anyone anymore.Aired: 11/16/2004
79. Season 4, Ep 11: My Unicorn
9.26 Reviews
J.D. takes matters into his own hands while searching for a relative for his favorite patient.Meanwhile, Elliot is fed up with her coworkers not taking her seriously and discovers, with some help from Carla and Jordan, that she can get her way by flaunting her femininity.Aired: 11/23/2004
80. Season 4, Ep 12: My Best Moment
9.35 Reviews
When J.D. has to address a bunch of pre-medical students about what it's like to be a doctor, he strays off the beaten path and chooses to discuss his best moments as a doctor instead. When he challenges the rest of the staff to do so, they all remember their best memories in the medical field. Meanwhile, Elliot is forced to face her fear of children, when she must befriend a ten year old boy, whose father is being treated in the ICU.Aired: 12/7/2004
81. Season 4, Ep 13: My Ocardial Infarction
9.04 Reviews
Elliot starts showing J.D. up as the calmer, more competent doctor. A date with the Janitor leads to an a cappella sing-off between his "group" and Ted's band. Turk starts taking his diabetes more seriously when he realizes the dire consequences of the disease.Aired: 1/18/2005
82. Season 4, Ep 14: My Lucky Charm
9.05 Reviews
A man injured in a bar fight teaches Turk and J.D. a lesson about living life to the fullest. Dr. Cox and Jordan have different opinions on having another child or not.Aired: 1/25/2005
83. Season 4, Ep 15: My Hypocritical Oath
9.03 Reviews
J.D. has a crush on a girl whom he met at a club, and he's torn about telling her that her boyfriend has Gonorrhea. Elliot decides to take a stand against Dr. Kelso with one of her patients. And Dr. Cox is blackmailed by the Janitor for a basketball game's score, after he spoils the end of "The Sixth Sense."Aired: 2/1/2005
84. Season 4, Ep 16: My Quarantine
8.96 Reviews
J.D. tries to impress Kylie by paying a hobo in the hospital to fake a heart attack, when everything becomes boring due to a quarantine that he caused. Turk learns, that Carla dated Dr. Cox and gets mad at her for not telling him. The Janitor makes a bet with Dr. Kelso, who is starving, that will make him pay $700, unless the Janitor is able to get a "face cake", in order to satisfy him, from Laverne. Also, Danni Sullivan returns to annoy everyone, causing a constant fight between Ted and Doug.Aired: 2/8/2005
85. Season 4, Ep 17: My Life in Four Cameras
9.018 Reviews
When J.D. meets a former writer from his all time favorite TV show "Cheers", he begins to picture his life at the hospital as a bland, multiple camera sitcom, where everything is perfect and wraps up nicely. Back in reality, Dr. Cox is relunctant to fire an amiable cafeteria worker, while Turk and Carla struggle to keep their promise of constant romantic affection afloat.Aired: 2/15/2005
86. Season 4, Ep 18: My Roommates
9.04 Reviews
J.D. is thrown out of his apartment. Turk and Carla continue to struggle to keep the romance alive. Dr. Cox has reason to believe that the son of an old buddy is autistic.Aired: 2/22/2005
87. Season 4, Ep 19: My Best Laid Plans
9.310 Reviews
J.D. ditches a seemingly uninterested Kylie for Dr. Molly Clock, who has just returned from Milwaukee. Carla fumes over Turk's frequent phone calls to an ex-girlfriend. The Janitor and Dr. Cox make a wager over Elliot.Aired: 3/1/2005
88. Season 4, Ep 20: My Boss' Free Haircut
9.05 Reviews
Dr. Kelso dons scrubs to prove a point to Dr. Cox, only to watch it backfire, when an obnoxious patient refuses to listen to him. J.D. and Turk party, while Carla struggles to find solace in Elliot.Aired: 3/29/2005
89. Season 4, Ep 21: My Lips Are Sealed
9.03 Reviews
When Carla and J.D. go out to let Carla have some fun, they get drunk and end up kissing accidentally. Dr. Cox gets the hammer dropped by Jordan, when Jack has to get stitches under Perry's watch. Elliot has trouble with a male patient, who has taken enhancement pills.Aired: 4/5/2005
90. Season 4, Ep 22: My Big Move
9.14 Reviews
J.D. and Carla get the silent treatment from Turk, who can't seem to control his emotions, after learning about their kiss. Dr. Cox reluctantly seeks the help of Elliot, when an epileptic patient won't listen to him. The Janitor feels emasculated by his new uniform. Jordan tries Boto, much to the amusement of Dr. Cox.Aired: 4/12/2005
91. Season 4, Ep 23: My Faith in Humanity
8.93 Reviews
Turk won't open up at couples' therapy. Elliot refuses Dr. Cox's romantic advice, when a very attractive man saunters into the hospital. J.D. learns a lesson in humanity from a dying old woman. The Janitor accidentally lets a bunch of rats run around Sacred Heart.Aired: 4/19/2005
92. Season 4, Ep 24: My Drive By
9.05 Reviews
Elliot is torn between moving too quickly and ruining her new relationship with Jake. Dr. Cox teaches Turk about having a healthy ego. Dr. Kelso and the Janitor fight over who gets to use the new motorized cart.Aired: 4/26/2005
93. Season 4, Ep 25: My Changing Ways
9.09 Reviews
With their residencies over, there are big changes at Sacred Heart. J.D. moves out to live on his own, while Turk and Carla consider a family change, creating another rift in their long friendship. Jordan is hired to handle some paperwork for Dr. Kelso, which annoys Dr. Cox. Elliot has a job interview at a different hospital thanks to her boyfriend Jake.Aired: 5/10/2005
Season Three
47. Season 3, Ep 1: My Own American Girl
9.210 Reviews
A run-in with her old flame Sean and an accident in her new car lead Elliot to the realization that nothing good has happened to her in the three years she has been at Sacred Heart. This realization drives her to take drastic measures, including a complete makeover, both inside and out, in an attempt to change her luck. Meanwhile, J.D. gets stuck with a patient, whose diagnosis he can't quite pin down, and when Dr. Cox denies him any assistance, he looks to Carla and Turk to help him out. While Dr. Cox is busy not helping J.D., he takes the time to make amends with Dr. Kelso.Aired: 10/2/2003
48. Season 3, Ep 2: My Journey
9.07 Reviews
J.D. is feeling left out of his friendship with Turk and gets hurt when Turk is scared of opening up to him. Meanwhile, Carla is driven crazy over an unidentified urine sample, and Elliot tries to balance Sean and her career, so that one doesn't end up getting in the way of the other.Aired: 10/9/2003
49. Season 3, Ep 3: My White Whale
9.13 Reviews
Finding difficulties in training his interns, J.D. asks Elliot for some help. She tells J.D. about Sean, who gave Elliot great tips based on his dolphin training that fit perfectly for her interns. Dr. Cox finds the ideal pediatrician for his son: Dr. Norris, who acts and looks just like him. However, Dr. Cox is quick to find a problem with him once Jack develops a cough that scares both him and Jordan.Aired: 10/23/2003
50. Season 3, Ep 4: My Lucky Night
9.26 Reviews
Sean is a bit surprised and disturbed to learn about Elliot and J.D.'s history together, but it turns out that his anger is really a cover up for his upcoming six month long trip and he doesn't want Elliot to explode. Dr. Cox. is forced to swallow his pride and actually ask for help when he decides to throw his hat in the ring for the Residency Director position at the hospital. Carla picks up an extra shift as a surgical nurse, which allows her to spend the day working alongside with Turk, to his great annoyance.Aired: 10/30/2003
51. Season 3, Ep 5: My Brother, Where Art Thou?
9.17 Reviews
His brother Dan decides to stay with J.D. for a while after their mom's new fiancé kicked him out, but after spending some quality time with him at the hospital, Dan isn't sure if he likes the cynical person his little brother has become. Elliot tries to deal with her own problems of a long distance relationship and decides to try moonlighting as a pet examiner with Carla to save up money.Aired: 11/6/2003
52. Season 3, Ep 6: My Advice to You
9.27 Reviews
A chance meeting in the elevator sparks a new friendship between J.D. and the mysterious Danni whose ongoing dialogue about her ex-boyfriend forces J.D. to talk about his feelings for Elliot. Carla's brother Marco comes to visit, but he still hasn't forgiven Turk for mistaking him for a valet at their mother's funeral. Unfortunately, Turk can't even apologize because Marco can't speak anything but Spanish. At the hospital, Dr. Cox relishes his new job promotion but is surprised when J.D. doesn't follow his lead in contradicting Dr. Kelso's orders.Aired: 11/13/2003
53. Season 3, Ep 7: My Fifteen Seconds
9.35 Reviews
As J.D.'s relationship with Danni progresses, he and Dr. Cox are forced to spend more time together outside of the hospital, to Perry's great chagrin. Meanwhile, as they each deal with problems in their own relationships, Carla and Elliot work to find their own balance between their personal and professional relationships. Dr. Kelso accidentally punctures his eardrums giving the hospital staff an opportunity to tell him how they truly feel about him.Aired: 11/20/2003
54. Season 3, Ep 8: My Friend the Doctor
9.26 Reviews
Turk is happy that he finally makes it through a solo surgery without the assistance of an attending surgeon. Dr. Cox dreads the fact that he is getting older. J.D. also makes a discovery as he finds out that many of the hospital staff don't know the Janitor as he does.Aired: 12/4/2003
55. Season 3, Ep 9: My Dirty Secret
9.25 Reviews
Elliot is feeling uncomfortable using clinical terms for her patients' private parts – a result of a repressed childhood and an accidental orgasm she inflicted on a patient during a pelvic exam - so Carla tries to teach her how to say "vagina" and "penis" without blushing. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox crashes at J.D. and Turk's after taking bad advice from J.D. Carla suggests no more sex until the wedding and Turk only comes to terms with it after learning the real meaning of romance from a patient with prostate cancer. Ultimately, Carla backs down on her own idea when she has a stressful day at work finally letting people make fun of her.Aired: 12/11/2003
56. Season 3, Ep 10: My Rule of Thumb
9.14 Reviews
Carla and Elliot try to help Maggie, a dying patient, to lose her virginity as she prepares to die.Walking in on her sister and Dr. Cox prompts Danni to move in with J.D. Dr. Cox attempts to convince Turk to do a liver transplant for a patient he has "moved up" the list. But a personal grudge seems to stand in the way and may decide whether the patient lives or dies.Aired: 1/22/2004
57. Season 3, Ep 11: My Clean Break
9.16 Reviews
J.D. tries to break up with Danni, but she beats him to it when she realizes that she will always be second place to Elliot in his heart. Dr. Cox suddenly becomes a nice guy, and Elliot changes back to her old self after Dr. Kelso criticizes her new look.Aired: 2/3/2004
58. Season 3, Ep 12: My Catalyst
9.39 Reviews
J.D. believes, he may have finally found a mentor in Dr. Kevin Casey, a surgeon with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it turns out, that Dr. Cox has always been jealous of the guy. Meanwhile, the Janitor and his new assistant help Kelso out with a garbage problem.Aired: 2/10/2004
59. Season 3, Ep 13: My Porcelain God
9.37 Reviews
Elliot finds herself perplexed over a simple procedure that leaves her questioning her career path. She goes to seek Dr. Kevin Casey's advice but becomes frustrated when she learns that the epiphany toilet, which the Janitor secretly installed on the roof, is getting more attention than she is. Meanwhile, Turk asks J.D. to be his best man at his wedding, which sends J.D. into sheer bliss momentarily until he hears a phone message that makes him question his friendship with Turk.Aired: 2/17/2004
60. Season 3, Ep 14: My Screw Up
9.882 Reviews
Jordan's brother and sister return, but Dr. Cox learns that his brother-in-law Ben hasn't visited a doctor about his cancer in the two years he has been gone traveling the world.Aired: 2/24/2004
61. Season 3, Ep 15: My Tormented Mentor
9.25 Reviews
Jordan's friends Allison and Maddie come to town to provide moral support for Jordan after her brother's death – however, their constant presence does not provide any relief to Dr. Cox. Meanwhile, Turk tries to impress the new female surgeon, Dr. Miller, but his first encounter serves only to leave him baffled by the opposite sex yet again. Attempting to reinforce the policy on sexual harassment at Sacred Heart, Carla is forced to teach a course where Dr. Kelso is the number-one student.Aired: 3/2/2004
62. Season 3, Ep 16: My Butterfly
9.310 Reviews
An ever present butterfly prompts the question on what could have happened different as Turk looks for his lucky do-rag for surgery, and Elliot tries to find a lost stuffed animal for a child needing a bone marrow transplant.Aired: 3/16/2004
63. Season 3, Ep 17: My Moment of Un-Truth
9.14 Reviews
J.D. must keep a secret when Carla's "what-if" guy asks her out on a date. Meanwhile, on the other side of the argument, Carla hounds Turk for checking out other women. Elliot is also on the spot as Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso both advise her not to give her patient drugs as they suspect he is an addict faking pain.Aired: 3/30/2004
64. Season 3, Ep 18: His Story II
9.16 Reviews
Turk has to confront a young patient of his, when he accidentally cuts a nerve and the boy (who happens to be a concert pianist) loses use of one of his hands. Meanwhile, one of Elliot's patients unintentionally teaches her a lesson about her relationship with J.D.Aired: 4/6/2004
65. Season 3, Ep 19: My Choosiest Choice of All
9.27 Reviews
J.D. hooks up with Danni again, after Sean returns, but he can't forget about his passionate night with Elliot. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox realizes, that he might actually have a crush on the one doctor he loathes.Aired: 4/20/2004
66. Season 3, Ep 20: My Fault
9.28 Reviews
Elliot asks Sean to move in with her, which only adds to J.D.'s problems. Turk is unsure why Dr. Miller's attitude towards him has changed, until he finds out that Carla un-invited her from their wedding. Dr. Kelso outrages Dr. Cox when he announces that Sacred Heart will begin doing full body scans, starting with an ever present hypochondriac patient, who wants any freebies he can get.Aired: 4/22/2004
67. Season 3, Ep 21: My Self-Examination
9.14 Reviews
J.D. is unsure what to do, when he realizes he made a mistake telling Elliot he loved her. The Janitor squares off against Dr. Cox after he loses the election of the janitors to Randall. Carla's brother Marc constantly puts Turk in a tough situation, when Turk forgets to write his wedding vows.Aired: 4/27/2004
68. Season 3, Ep 22: My Best Friend's Wedding
9.112 Reviews
The big day for Turk and Carla has finally arrived, but a patient holds up Turk. With Elliot still angry at him, J.D. attempts to reconcile her with Sean as a way to make everything right again in their friendship.Aired: 5/4/2004
9.210 Reviews
A run-in with her old flame Sean and an accident in her new car lead Elliot to the realization that nothing good has happened to her in the three years she has been at Sacred Heart. This realization drives her to take drastic measures, including a complete makeover, both inside and out, in an attempt to change her luck. Meanwhile, J.D. gets stuck with a patient, whose diagnosis he can't quite pin down, and when Dr. Cox denies him any assistance, he looks to Carla and Turk to help him out. While Dr. Cox is busy not helping J.D., he takes the time to make amends with Dr. Kelso.Aired: 10/2/2003
48. Season 3, Ep 2: My Journey
9.07 Reviews
J.D. is feeling left out of his friendship with Turk and gets hurt when Turk is scared of opening up to him. Meanwhile, Carla is driven crazy over an unidentified urine sample, and Elliot tries to balance Sean and her career, so that one doesn't end up getting in the way of the other.Aired: 10/9/2003
49. Season 3, Ep 3: My White Whale
9.13 Reviews
Finding difficulties in training his interns, J.D. asks Elliot for some help. She tells J.D. about Sean, who gave Elliot great tips based on his dolphin training that fit perfectly for her interns. Dr. Cox finds the ideal pediatrician for his son: Dr. Norris, who acts and looks just like him. However, Dr. Cox is quick to find a problem with him once Jack develops a cough that scares both him and Jordan.Aired: 10/23/2003
50. Season 3, Ep 4: My Lucky Night
9.26 Reviews
Sean is a bit surprised and disturbed to learn about Elliot and J.D.'s history together, but it turns out that his anger is really a cover up for his upcoming six month long trip and he doesn't want Elliot to explode. Dr. Cox. is forced to swallow his pride and actually ask for help when he decides to throw his hat in the ring for the Residency Director position at the hospital. Carla picks up an extra shift as a surgical nurse, which allows her to spend the day working alongside with Turk, to his great annoyance.Aired: 10/30/2003
51. Season 3, Ep 5: My Brother, Where Art Thou?
9.17 Reviews
His brother Dan decides to stay with J.D. for a while after their mom's new fiancé kicked him out, but after spending some quality time with him at the hospital, Dan isn't sure if he likes the cynical person his little brother has become. Elliot tries to deal with her own problems of a long distance relationship and decides to try moonlighting as a pet examiner with Carla to save up money.Aired: 11/6/2003
52. Season 3, Ep 6: My Advice to You
9.27 Reviews
A chance meeting in the elevator sparks a new friendship between J.D. and the mysterious Danni whose ongoing dialogue about her ex-boyfriend forces J.D. to talk about his feelings for Elliot. Carla's brother Marco comes to visit, but he still hasn't forgiven Turk for mistaking him for a valet at their mother's funeral. Unfortunately, Turk can't even apologize because Marco can't speak anything but Spanish. At the hospital, Dr. Cox relishes his new job promotion but is surprised when J.D. doesn't follow his lead in contradicting Dr. Kelso's orders.Aired: 11/13/2003
53. Season 3, Ep 7: My Fifteen Seconds
9.35 Reviews
As J.D.'s relationship with Danni progresses, he and Dr. Cox are forced to spend more time together outside of the hospital, to Perry's great chagrin. Meanwhile, as they each deal with problems in their own relationships, Carla and Elliot work to find their own balance between their personal and professional relationships. Dr. Kelso accidentally punctures his eardrums giving the hospital staff an opportunity to tell him how they truly feel about him.Aired: 11/20/2003
54. Season 3, Ep 8: My Friend the Doctor
9.26 Reviews
Turk is happy that he finally makes it through a solo surgery without the assistance of an attending surgeon. Dr. Cox dreads the fact that he is getting older. J.D. also makes a discovery as he finds out that many of the hospital staff don't know the Janitor as he does.Aired: 12/4/2003
55. Season 3, Ep 9: My Dirty Secret
9.25 Reviews
Elliot is feeling uncomfortable using clinical terms for her patients' private parts – a result of a repressed childhood and an accidental orgasm she inflicted on a patient during a pelvic exam - so Carla tries to teach her how to say "vagina" and "penis" without blushing. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox crashes at J.D. and Turk's after taking bad advice from J.D. Carla suggests no more sex until the wedding and Turk only comes to terms with it after learning the real meaning of romance from a patient with prostate cancer. Ultimately, Carla backs down on her own idea when she has a stressful day at work finally letting people make fun of her.Aired: 12/11/2003
56. Season 3, Ep 10: My Rule of Thumb
9.14 Reviews
Carla and Elliot try to help Maggie, a dying patient, to lose her virginity as she prepares to die.Walking in on her sister and Dr. Cox prompts Danni to move in with J.D. Dr. Cox attempts to convince Turk to do a liver transplant for a patient he has "moved up" the list. But a personal grudge seems to stand in the way and may decide whether the patient lives or dies.Aired: 1/22/2004
57. Season 3, Ep 11: My Clean Break
9.16 Reviews
J.D. tries to break up with Danni, but she beats him to it when she realizes that she will always be second place to Elliot in his heart. Dr. Cox suddenly becomes a nice guy, and Elliot changes back to her old self after Dr. Kelso criticizes her new look.Aired: 2/3/2004
58. Season 3, Ep 12: My Catalyst
9.39 Reviews
J.D. believes, he may have finally found a mentor in Dr. Kevin Casey, a surgeon with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it turns out, that Dr. Cox has always been jealous of the guy. Meanwhile, the Janitor and his new assistant help Kelso out with a garbage problem.Aired: 2/10/2004
59. Season 3, Ep 13: My Porcelain God
9.37 Reviews
Elliot finds herself perplexed over a simple procedure that leaves her questioning her career path. She goes to seek Dr. Kevin Casey's advice but becomes frustrated when she learns that the epiphany toilet, which the Janitor secretly installed on the roof, is getting more attention than she is. Meanwhile, Turk asks J.D. to be his best man at his wedding, which sends J.D. into sheer bliss momentarily until he hears a phone message that makes him question his friendship with Turk.Aired: 2/17/2004
60. Season 3, Ep 14: My Screw Up
9.882 Reviews
Jordan's brother and sister return, but Dr. Cox learns that his brother-in-law Ben hasn't visited a doctor about his cancer in the two years he has been gone traveling the world.Aired: 2/24/2004
61. Season 3, Ep 15: My Tormented Mentor
9.25 Reviews
Jordan's friends Allison and Maddie come to town to provide moral support for Jordan after her brother's death – however, their constant presence does not provide any relief to Dr. Cox. Meanwhile, Turk tries to impress the new female surgeon, Dr. Miller, but his first encounter serves only to leave him baffled by the opposite sex yet again. Attempting to reinforce the policy on sexual harassment at Sacred Heart, Carla is forced to teach a course where Dr. Kelso is the number-one student.Aired: 3/2/2004
62. Season 3, Ep 16: My Butterfly
9.310 Reviews
An ever present butterfly prompts the question on what could have happened different as Turk looks for his lucky do-rag for surgery, and Elliot tries to find a lost stuffed animal for a child needing a bone marrow transplant.Aired: 3/16/2004
63. Season 3, Ep 17: My Moment of Un-Truth
9.14 Reviews
J.D. must keep a secret when Carla's "what-if" guy asks her out on a date. Meanwhile, on the other side of the argument, Carla hounds Turk for checking out other women. Elliot is also on the spot as Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso both advise her not to give her patient drugs as they suspect he is an addict faking pain.Aired: 3/30/2004
64. Season 3, Ep 18: His Story II
9.16 Reviews
Turk has to confront a young patient of his, when he accidentally cuts a nerve and the boy (who happens to be a concert pianist) loses use of one of his hands. Meanwhile, one of Elliot's patients unintentionally teaches her a lesson about her relationship with J.D.Aired: 4/6/2004
65. Season 3, Ep 19: My Choosiest Choice of All
9.27 Reviews
J.D. hooks up with Danni again, after Sean returns, but he can't forget about his passionate night with Elliot. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox realizes, that he might actually have a crush on the one doctor he loathes.Aired: 4/20/2004
66. Season 3, Ep 20: My Fault
9.28 Reviews
Elliot asks Sean to move in with her, which only adds to J.D.'s problems. Turk is unsure why Dr. Miller's attitude towards him has changed, until he finds out that Carla un-invited her from their wedding. Dr. Kelso outrages Dr. Cox when he announces that Sacred Heart will begin doing full body scans, starting with an ever present hypochondriac patient, who wants any freebies he can get.Aired: 4/22/2004
67. Season 3, Ep 21: My Self-Examination
9.14 Reviews
J.D. is unsure what to do, when he realizes he made a mistake telling Elliot he loved her. The Janitor squares off against Dr. Cox after he loses the election of the janitors to Randall. Carla's brother Marc constantly puts Turk in a tough situation, when Turk forgets to write his wedding vows.Aired: 4/27/2004
68. Season 3, Ep 22: My Best Friend's Wedding
9.112 Reviews
The big day for Turk and Carla has finally arrived, but a patient holds up Turk. With Elliot still angry at him, J.D. attempts to reconcile her with Sean as a way to make everything right again in their friendship.Aired: 5/4/2004
Season Two
25. Season 2, Ep 1: My Overkill
9.512 Reviews
Relationships between the staff of Sacred Heart Hospital have been shaken since Jordan's revelations. Turk is sleeping on J.D.'s bed, after Carla kicked him out of his own. Elliot is having a hard time facing J.D. every day at work. J.D. desperately tries to get Dr. Cox's attention back, unsuccessfully.Aired: 9/26/2002
26. Season 2, Ep 2: My Nightingale
9.16 Reviews
After constant complaining about their lack of respect, J.D., Elliot and Turk find themselves running the hospital alone during the night shift and face responsibilities without supervision for the first time. Luckily for them, they have Carla there to help support and guide them through the night. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox doesn't know what to do, when he realizes that he has feelings for his ex-wife Jordan and is asked (forced actually) to introduce Dr. Kelso at a social event, where he will be receiving an award from the medical board.Aired: 10/3/2002
27. Season 2, Ep 3: My Case Study
9.14 Reviews
When Dr. Kelso challenges the residents by offering a trip to a medical conference in Reno as a reward to the individual, who presents the most interesting case study, J.D. refuses to play along, earning him the respect of Dr. Cox. In the meantime, Turk misses his opportunity to ask for a new laser on the one day of the year, that Dr. Kelso grants favors, so he is forced to find another way to come up with the goods.Aired: 10/10/2002
28. Season 2, Ep 4: My Big Mouth
9.25 Reviews
J.D. insists that Carla should open up to him. When she finally starts to do that, J.D. screws it up by telling Turk. Elliot is desperate for attention from Dr. Cox. Turk sees himself in an ethical dilemma when Dr. Kelso picks him over a female surgeon to spend a weekend in Mexico.Aired: 10/17/2002
29. Season 2, Ep 5: My New Coat
9.24 Reviews
Elliot sleeps with a handsome doctor she hardly knew and soon becomes the hospital tramp. Turk suffers from his back after operating with Dr. Amato, a very short surgeon. J.D. finds out that wearing a white coat doesn't make him a better doctor, but is upset by having Dr. Cox throw in his face that he made another mistake. And Dr. Kelso is just dying for an opportunity to lash out his anger on Dr. Cox.Aired: 10/24/2002
30. Season 2, Ep 6: My Big Brother
9.04 Reviews
J.D.'s older brother Dan is in town. Turk is thrown out of a patient's funeral for not knowing his name and feels even worse because earlier he made a bet with Dr. Cox over another patient's life.Aired: 10/31/2002
31. Season 2, Ep 7: My First Step
9.24 Reviews
All of the male doctors are euphoric due to the visit of Julie Keaton, the pharmaceutical sales rep, except for Dr. Cox, who believes the pharmaceutical industry is destroying modern medicine and tries his best not to pant over Miss Keaton. Meanwhile, J.D. and Elliot argue over a risky decision regarding one of Elliot's patients. Turk tries to talk Carla into entering a nurse practitioner program, so that she won't always have to beg doctors to write orders for things she knows she could do on her own.Aired: 11/7/2002
32. Season 2, Ep 8: My Fruit Cups
9.411 Reviews
When an expectant Jordan shows up unexpectedly, Dr. Cox is forced to choose between her and his new love, Julie. Meanwhile, J.D. and Turk take advantage of the hospital's supply closet for sleep, when they take on extra shifts at a free clinic to supplement their income. Carla encourages Elliot to stand up to her father, when he pressures her to pick a specialty more "suitable for a woman".Aired: 11/14/2002
33. Season 2, Ep 9: My Lucky Day
9.14 Reviews
Ever since her father cut her off financially, Elliot's been feeling the weight of the world on her back. While having to find a new affordable place to live, she also has to face the threat of being sued by a patient whom she told he had only eight months to live. Carla and Jordan hit a sore spot when Carla gives her opinion on Jordan and Perry's relationship. Meanwhile, J.D. has a fight with Dr. Cox and the two dispute over who gets to give the better treatment to two patients with the same prognosis.Aired: 12/5/2002
34. Season 2, Ep 10: My Monster
9.37 Reviews
Elliot still doesn't have a place to live. J.D. thinks he's lost his mojo when he can't even kiss the giftshop girl while they go out on a date. Turk and Carla are having romance problems, because she feels he's not being as generous to her as she is to him. And Dr. Cox freaks out when he lets Jordan move in to his place due to her pregnancy.Aired: 12/12/2002
35. Season 2, Ep 11: My Sex Buddy
9.26 Reviews
Renewed sex with J.D. calms Elliot, who's facing personal and professional dilemmas: She's broke and patients are bailing out on her. Meanwhile, J.D. and Carla have a disagreement with Dr. Kelso regarding personal involvement with patients, and Turk takes the blame for one of Elliot's mistakes.Aired: 1/2/2003
36. Season 2, Ep 12: My New Old Friend
9.14 Reviews
Comeuppances are in store for Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso from a hypochondriac. Turk learns that dishonesty is a common factor in modern medicine, and J.D. decides to come to the aid of a friend in need.Aired: 1/9/2003
37. Season 2, Ep 13: My Philosophy
9.413 Reviews
J.D. bonds with a patient, who is waiting for a heart transplant and discusses with her their idea of what death must be like. Elliot puts her foot down and demands a feminine locker room from Dr. Kelso. Turk decides it is time to propose to Carla, but a kid swallows the engagement ring.Aired: 1/16/2003
38. Season 2, Ep 14: My Brother, My Keeper
9.15 Reviews
Turk is still waiting for Carla to answer his proposal and asks his brother to stay over a few days to help him deal with it. Dr. Townshend, an old friend of Dr. Kelso's and one of the nicest doctors around befriends J.D. Elliot accidentally finds out the sex of Jordan's baby, becoming the object of Dr. Cox's anxiety.Aired: 1/23/2003
39. Season 2, Ep 15: His Story
9.511 Reviews
Elliot meets a nice guy at the bar, but freaks out when she finds out he's a male nurse at Sacred Heart. Turk keeps asking Carla to marry him, but she still won't give an answer. Dr. Cox feels the pressure he puts on himself everyday: His psychiatrist, his subordination to Dr. Kelso and his paternal feelings for J.D.Aired: 1/30/2003
40. Season 2, Ep 16: My Karma
9.24 Reviews
J.D. and Turk think they've got bad karma after hitting a car and causing an accident, while playing golf on the hospital roof. Dr. Cox bends over backwards to give Jordan as much comfort as possible on her labor day, and she confesses to J.D. that Dr. Cox is the real father. Elliot seeks advice from Carla on how to tell Paul that she's crazy, because they're getting more intimate and she can't hide it anymore. But Carla is feeling too crazy herself with the upcoming wedding.Aired: 2/20/2003
41. Season 2, Ep 17: My Own Private Practice Guy
9.15 Reviews
A personal secret of Dr. Cox is revealed during hospital visitations by a cocky M.D., who establishes a rapport with J.D.Aired: 3/13/2003
42. Season 2, Ep 18: My T.C.W.
9.48 Reviews
J.D. flirts with the wife of a patient who's been in a coma for the past two years, whom they all call T.C.W. (Tasty Coma Wife). He feels guilty for doing that, even though she wants to go ahead with it. Meanwhile, he can't stand listening to any more relationship problems, as everybody dumps their issues on his ears: Elliot, sabotaging her relationship with Paul over beef jerky, Carla, finding out her engagement ring passed through a patient's digestive system and Dr. Cox's unsucessful attempts to get some attention from Jordan, who can only think about her baby right now.Aired: 3/20/2003
43. Season 2, Ep 19: My Kingdom
9.15 Reviews
Turk takes J.D. up to surgery and right from the start J.D. steps all over Turk when trying not to be the geek among the surgeons. Paul hears Elliot say "I love U2" while she was rearranging her CDs and thinks she said "I love you, too". Dr. Cox decides to get even with Dr. Kelso by telling everyone he's dead, revealing what people really think of him.Aired: 3/27/2003
44. Season 2, Ep 20: My Interpretation
9.47 Reviews
Jamie's (T.C.W.) husband died and J.D. struggles with the ethical issues involved in starting a relationship with her. Dr. Cox babysits his son, whom Jordan still hasn't chosen a name for, and is disturbed that he feels nothing for the baby. Turk is haunted by erotic dreams about Elliot, which gets him into hot water with Carla. Aired: 4/3/2003
45. Season 2, Ep 21: My Drama Queen
9.26 Reviews
J.D. carries on with his romance with T.C.W. Jamie, but finds himself at a dead end after realizing she's a drama queen. Dr. Kelso makes Dr. Cox give a class on how to approach the patients nicely in order to prevent possible law suits. Carla's mother dies and she wants to get married.Aired: 4/10/2003
46. Season 2, Ep 22: My Dream Job
9.36 Reviews
J.D. and Turk's college buddy Spence drops by for a visit and accidentally tells Dr. Cox a secret.Too much partying with successful Spence causes Turk and J.D. to show up late and drunk for work, which Dr. Cox fully reprehends them for.Elliot's feeling low since she can't measure up to Dr. Kelso's standards, and the Janitor starts another feud – this time over paychecks – with J.D.Aired: 4/17/2003
9.512 Reviews
Relationships between the staff of Sacred Heart Hospital have been shaken since Jordan's revelations. Turk is sleeping on J.D.'s bed, after Carla kicked him out of his own. Elliot is having a hard time facing J.D. every day at work. J.D. desperately tries to get Dr. Cox's attention back, unsuccessfully.Aired: 9/26/2002
26. Season 2, Ep 2: My Nightingale
9.16 Reviews
After constant complaining about their lack of respect, J.D., Elliot and Turk find themselves running the hospital alone during the night shift and face responsibilities without supervision for the first time. Luckily for them, they have Carla there to help support and guide them through the night. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox doesn't know what to do, when he realizes that he has feelings for his ex-wife Jordan and is asked (forced actually) to introduce Dr. Kelso at a social event, where he will be receiving an award from the medical board.Aired: 10/3/2002
27. Season 2, Ep 3: My Case Study
9.14 Reviews
When Dr. Kelso challenges the residents by offering a trip to a medical conference in Reno as a reward to the individual, who presents the most interesting case study, J.D. refuses to play along, earning him the respect of Dr. Cox. In the meantime, Turk misses his opportunity to ask for a new laser on the one day of the year, that Dr. Kelso grants favors, so he is forced to find another way to come up with the goods.Aired: 10/10/2002
28. Season 2, Ep 4: My Big Mouth
9.25 Reviews
J.D. insists that Carla should open up to him. When she finally starts to do that, J.D. screws it up by telling Turk. Elliot is desperate for attention from Dr. Cox. Turk sees himself in an ethical dilemma when Dr. Kelso picks him over a female surgeon to spend a weekend in Mexico.Aired: 10/17/2002
29. Season 2, Ep 5: My New Coat
9.24 Reviews
Elliot sleeps with a handsome doctor she hardly knew and soon becomes the hospital tramp. Turk suffers from his back after operating with Dr. Amato, a very short surgeon. J.D. finds out that wearing a white coat doesn't make him a better doctor, but is upset by having Dr. Cox throw in his face that he made another mistake. And Dr. Kelso is just dying for an opportunity to lash out his anger on Dr. Cox.Aired: 10/24/2002
30. Season 2, Ep 6: My Big Brother
9.04 Reviews
J.D.'s older brother Dan is in town. Turk is thrown out of a patient's funeral for not knowing his name and feels even worse because earlier he made a bet with Dr. Cox over another patient's life.Aired: 10/31/2002
31. Season 2, Ep 7: My First Step
9.24 Reviews
All of the male doctors are euphoric due to the visit of Julie Keaton, the pharmaceutical sales rep, except for Dr. Cox, who believes the pharmaceutical industry is destroying modern medicine and tries his best not to pant over Miss Keaton. Meanwhile, J.D. and Elliot argue over a risky decision regarding one of Elliot's patients. Turk tries to talk Carla into entering a nurse practitioner program, so that she won't always have to beg doctors to write orders for things she knows she could do on her own.Aired: 11/7/2002
32. Season 2, Ep 8: My Fruit Cups
9.411 Reviews
When an expectant Jordan shows up unexpectedly, Dr. Cox is forced to choose between her and his new love, Julie. Meanwhile, J.D. and Turk take advantage of the hospital's supply closet for sleep, when they take on extra shifts at a free clinic to supplement their income. Carla encourages Elliot to stand up to her father, when he pressures her to pick a specialty more "suitable for a woman".Aired: 11/14/2002
33. Season 2, Ep 9: My Lucky Day
9.14 Reviews
Ever since her father cut her off financially, Elliot's been feeling the weight of the world on her back. While having to find a new affordable place to live, she also has to face the threat of being sued by a patient whom she told he had only eight months to live. Carla and Jordan hit a sore spot when Carla gives her opinion on Jordan and Perry's relationship. Meanwhile, J.D. has a fight with Dr. Cox and the two dispute over who gets to give the better treatment to two patients with the same prognosis.Aired: 12/5/2002
34. Season 2, Ep 10: My Monster
9.37 Reviews
Elliot still doesn't have a place to live. J.D. thinks he's lost his mojo when he can't even kiss the giftshop girl while they go out on a date. Turk and Carla are having romance problems, because she feels he's not being as generous to her as she is to him. And Dr. Cox freaks out when he lets Jordan move in to his place due to her pregnancy.Aired: 12/12/2002
35. Season 2, Ep 11: My Sex Buddy
9.26 Reviews
Renewed sex with J.D. calms Elliot, who's facing personal and professional dilemmas: She's broke and patients are bailing out on her. Meanwhile, J.D. and Carla have a disagreement with Dr. Kelso regarding personal involvement with patients, and Turk takes the blame for one of Elliot's mistakes.Aired: 1/2/2003
36. Season 2, Ep 12: My New Old Friend
9.14 Reviews
Comeuppances are in store for Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso from a hypochondriac. Turk learns that dishonesty is a common factor in modern medicine, and J.D. decides to come to the aid of a friend in need.Aired: 1/9/2003
37. Season 2, Ep 13: My Philosophy
9.413 Reviews
J.D. bonds with a patient, who is waiting for a heart transplant and discusses with her their idea of what death must be like. Elliot puts her foot down and demands a feminine locker room from Dr. Kelso. Turk decides it is time to propose to Carla, but a kid swallows the engagement ring.Aired: 1/16/2003
38. Season 2, Ep 14: My Brother, My Keeper
9.15 Reviews
Turk is still waiting for Carla to answer his proposal and asks his brother to stay over a few days to help him deal with it. Dr. Townshend, an old friend of Dr. Kelso's and one of the nicest doctors around befriends J.D. Elliot accidentally finds out the sex of Jordan's baby, becoming the object of Dr. Cox's anxiety.Aired: 1/23/2003
39. Season 2, Ep 15: His Story
9.511 Reviews
Elliot meets a nice guy at the bar, but freaks out when she finds out he's a male nurse at Sacred Heart. Turk keeps asking Carla to marry him, but she still won't give an answer. Dr. Cox feels the pressure he puts on himself everyday: His psychiatrist, his subordination to Dr. Kelso and his paternal feelings for J.D.Aired: 1/30/2003
40. Season 2, Ep 16: My Karma
9.24 Reviews
J.D. and Turk think they've got bad karma after hitting a car and causing an accident, while playing golf on the hospital roof. Dr. Cox bends over backwards to give Jordan as much comfort as possible on her labor day, and she confesses to J.D. that Dr. Cox is the real father. Elliot seeks advice from Carla on how to tell Paul that she's crazy, because they're getting more intimate and she can't hide it anymore. But Carla is feeling too crazy herself with the upcoming wedding.Aired: 2/20/2003
41. Season 2, Ep 17: My Own Private Practice Guy
9.15 Reviews
A personal secret of Dr. Cox is revealed during hospital visitations by a cocky M.D., who establishes a rapport with J.D.Aired: 3/13/2003
42. Season 2, Ep 18: My T.C.W.
9.48 Reviews
J.D. flirts with the wife of a patient who's been in a coma for the past two years, whom they all call T.C.W. (Tasty Coma Wife). He feels guilty for doing that, even though she wants to go ahead with it. Meanwhile, he can't stand listening to any more relationship problems, as everybody dumps their issues on his ears: Elliot, sabotaging her relationship with Paul over beef jerky, Carla, finding out her engagement ring passed through a patient's digestive system and Dr. Cox's unsucessful attempts to get some attention from Jordan, who can only think about her baby right now.Aired: 3/20/2003
43. Season 2, Ep 19: My Kingdom
9.15 Reviews
Turk takes J.D. up to surgery and right from the start J.D. steps all over Turk when trying not to be the geek among the surgeons. Paul hears Elliot say "I love U2" while she was rearranging her CDs and thinks she said "I love you, too". Dr. Cox decides to get even with Dr. Kelso by telling everyone he's dead, revealing what people really think of him.Aired: 3/27/2003
44. Season 2, Ep 20: My Interpretation
9.47 Reviews
Jamie's (T.C.W.) husband died and J.D. struggles with the ethical issues involved in starting a relationship with her. Dr. Cox babysits his son, whom Jordan still hasn't chosen a name for, and is disturbed that he feels nothing for the baby. Turk is haunted by erotic dreams about Elliot, which gets him into hot water with Carla. Aired: 4/3/2003
45. Season 2, Ep 21: My Drama Queen
9.26 Reviews
J.D. carries on with his romance with T.C.W. Jamie, but finds himself at a dead end after realizing she's a drama queen. Dr. Kelso makes Dr. Cox give a class on how to approach the patients nicely in order to prevent possible law suits. Carla's mother dies and she wants to get married.Aired: 4/10/2003
46. Season 2, Ep 22: My Dream Job
9.36 Reviews
J.D. and Turk's college buddy Spence drops by for a visit and accidentally tells Dr. Cox a secret.Too much partying with successful Spence causes Turk and J.D. to show up late and drunk for work, which Dr. Cox fully reprehends them for.Elliot's feeling low since she can't measure up to Dr. Kelso's standards, and the Janitor starts another feud – this time over paychecks – with J.D.Aired: 4/17/2003
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